ughhh come over so I have something to do while I make these taquitos — This is probably the sexiest text I’ve ever sent to a guy
I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time. — Banksy (via -volare)
Shane on The Walking Dead looks like a tougher version of Ted from HIMYM and Rick looks like a tougher version of Dennis from Always Sunny
The curiosity that killed Schrodinger’s cat was the only thing that kept him alive, matter of fact. — Eyedea, Infrared Roses. This is genius.